Celebrity Dickfaces Are So Cocky, Right?

7 April 2009, 5:00 PM. By Alex Alvarez

Do you often find yourself thinking celebrities are a bunch of dicks? Or chodes? Or taints? Or crusty ballsacks covered with odd growths? Well, the fine folks at Blogue thought so, too. Hence these fantastic celebrity cock faces. Warning: These are NSFW, unless your boss is cool with celebrity merkins and flaccid penises.

We think our favorite is the “Pete Burns” face, if only because we’re amused by thoughts of how, exactly, one might do a cock and bull version of how he looks today. We suspect there may be some tucking and folding going on.