Giancarlo Chersich: "Michelle Rodriguez Did Not Ruin My Wedding By Berating A Stripper."

You may have read about how Michelle Rodriguez recently helped celebrate her manager Giancarlo Chersich's wedding to Dominican TV host Celines Toribio by telling a stripper he had a wee nugget of a penis and pushing fellow guests into a pool and wondered whether Giancarlo and Celines promptly disowned her as their friend. But, apparently, the two lurve Michelita so much that they were able to overlook her various wedding day shenanigans.

The couple even released a statement assuring people that, no, they have no immediate plans to burn Michelle at the stake for immediately removing the lilac bridesmaid dress she wore (See: Above.) once the reception party started:

Michelle did not ruin our wedding. She is our dear friend and a sister to us. We know that with her, plenty of fun will always be had. Everyone had a great time and nothing happened that offended us in any way. We both are so glad Michelle was able to attend and bring a lot of fun with her to our blessed day. We both love Michelle so much!

So sweet! They are, however, thinking of returning the Swarovski-studded double-ended dildo with which she gifted them.  And, yes. We did just want an excuse to show you Michelle in her bridesmaids' dress.

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