Comments on: Craigslist Man Seeks “No More Than Half-Hispanic” Soulmate http://guanabee.com/2009/04/craigslist-man-lizards/ Spicy Coverage: Gossip, media, culture and lifestyle for Latinos. Mon, 23 Nov 2009 01:47:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Guest http://guanabee.com/2009/04/craigslist-man-lizards/#comment-25097 Guest Mon, 20 Apr 2009 20:00:38 +0000 http://guanabee.com/?p=27770#comment-25097 Crap! I'm 3/4 Latina and I voted for Obama and I've been called a witch on many occassions. Oh well, back to internet dating again. Crap! I’m 3/4 Latina and I voted for Obama and I’ve been called a witch on many occassions. Oh well, back to internet dating again.

]]> By: bananajuana1 http://guanabee.com/2009/04/craigslist-man-lizards/#comment-25080 bananajuana1 Mon, 20 Apr 2009 12:09:39 +0000 http://guanabee.com/?p=27770#comment-25080 ups man sorry im a real witch im jewish i really on a diet all the time and excersie all day so don't have time to wirship you the only thing we have in common is that we like lizards and one more thing i absoultely love Obama so i guess i just don't have a chance with you ups man
sorry
im a real witch im jewish
i really on a diet all the time and excersie all day so don’t have time to wirship you
the only thing we have in common is that we like lizards
and one more thing
i absoultely love Obama
so i guess i just don’t have a chance with you

]]> By: chana la chile http://guanabee.com/2009/04/craigslist-man-lizards/#comment-25076 chana la chile Mon, 20 Apr 2009 07:28:49 +0000 http://guanabee.com/?p=27770#comment-25076 you made laugh so hard I got hiccups you made laugh so hard I got hiccups

]]> By: patrick http://guanabee.com/2009/04/craigslist-man-lizards/#comment-25046 patrick Sat, 18 Apr 2009 21:47:37 +0000 http://guanabee.com/?p=27770#comment-25046 Hi Sexy--this is Shamu from Sea World (the female one). I saw your ad and I couldn't resist responding. First off, I am not a witch and not 1 bit Hispanic (not even half!), I can't vote, because I am a sea creature, and I exist in captivity to serve those who train me, which I hope will someday be you big daddy. I eat about 140 to 240 lbs of fish per day but am in amazing shape (I can jump, do backflips and swim up to 20 miles per hour in open water). You seem like me, you have a lot of blubber but underneath it all you are a fitness freak. As far as Jesus goes, I have been in captivity, so for me, he has kind of let me down, however, for you I am willing to be born again--just get me out of here. And lizards, what is not to like? Sea World has a big ass display of them ( I hear), I see an occasional gecko around the pool, and I think they are simply adorable! PS--my vagina is the size of a house!!!!! Hi Sexy–this is Shamu from Sea World (the female one). I saw your ad and I couldn’t resist responding. First off, I am not a witch and not 1 bit Hispanic (not even half!), I can’t vote, because I am a sea creature, and I exist in captivity to serve those who train me, which I hope will someday be you big daddy. I eat about 140 to 240 lbs of fish per day but am in amazing shape (I can jump, do backflips and swim up to 20 miles per hour in open water). You seem like me, you have a lot of blubber but underneath it all you are a fitness freak. As far as Jesus goes, I have been in captivity, so for me, he has kind of let me down, however, for you I am willing to be born again–just get me out of here. And lizards, what is not to like? Sea World has a big ass display of them ( I hear), I see an occasional gecko around the pool, and I think they are simply adorable! PS–my vagina is the size of a house!!!!!

]]> By: Guest http://guanabee.com/2009/04/craigslist-man-lizards/#comment-25028 Guest Sat, 18 Apr 2009 08:21:23 +0000 http://guanabee.com/?p=27770#comment-25028 HAHAHAAA... oh crap. I am suddenly regretting the various Craigslist posts I have submitted in the last couple of years... HAHAHAAA… oh crap. I am suddenly regretting the various Craigslist posts I have submitted in the last couple of years…

]]> By: Guest http://guanabee.com/2009/04/craigslist-man-lizards/#comment-25019 Guest Fri, 17 Apr 2009 21:57:52 +0000 http://guanabee.com/?p=27770#comment-25019 he ain't no Seymour he ain’t no Seymour

]]> By: Guest http://guanabee.com/2009/04/craigslist-man-lizards/#comment-25016 Guest Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:56:31 +0000 http://guanabee.com/?p=27770#comment-25016 I would give him a free ride. I would give him a free ride.

]]> By: pazenlavida http://guanabee.com/2009/04/craigslist-man-lizards/#comment-25015 pazenlavida Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:37:44 +0000 http://guanabee.com/?p=27770#comment-25015 This can't be true, can it? But I agree, I think someone should make a date with him. One like they did on "Ghost World." This can’t be true, can it?

But I agree, I think someone should make a date with him. One like they did on “Ghost World.”

]]> By: laroncha http://guanabee.com/2009/04/craigslist-man-lizards/#comment-25014 laroncha Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:37:29 +0000 http://guanabee.com/?p=27770#comment-25014 Guanabee you should get someone to do date him then blog about it. Guanabee you should get someone to do date him then blog about it.

]]> By: x111e7thst http://guanabee.com/2009/04/craigslist-man-lizards/#comment-25013 x111e7thst Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:18:54 +0000 http://guanabee.com/?p=27770#comment-25013 Won't someone in Tucson area please make a date with this asshole and then break his legs so he can have a long hospital stay in which to contemplate the misery of his existence. Please. Won’t someone in Tucson area please make a date with this asshole and then break his legs so he can have a long hospital stay in which to contemplate the misery of his existence. Please.

]]> By: Valerie http://guanabee.com/2009/04/craigslist-man-lizards/#comment-25012 Valerie Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:09:19 +0000 http://guanabee.com/?p=27770#comment-25012 Phewwww, I don't qualify for ANY of his requirements. Phewwww, I don’t qualify for ANY of his requirements.

]]> By: Guest http://guanabee.com/2009/04/craigslist-man-lizards/#comment-25011 Guest Fri, 17 Apr 2009 19:33:35 +0000 http://guanabee.com/?p=27770#comment-25011 I think he's misquoted. He really said "People “People tell me I look like I ate Matt Damon all the time.” I think he’s misquoted. He really said “People “People tell me I look like I ate Matt Damon all the time.”

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