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David Archuleta Duets With Miley Cyrus Despite His Terrible Onion Breath

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david_miley_cyrus_4.27.09David Archuleta makes a special guest appearance on an upcoming episode of Hannah Montana and, boy, is it the most groundbreaking thing to happen on television since Bea Arthur (R.I.P.) had an abortion as Maude! Sadly, the pop sensations' duet is torn asunder by Hannah Montana (who, spoiler!, is secretly Miley Cyrus), who had apparently promised to touch a nerd on prom night or somesuch. Check it out: David, you are inexplicably liked by thousands of teen girls. Why you making guest appearances, kid? Get your own show already.

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  • View kara's profile kara April 27, 2009

    Hahaha - can someone get on that show for David ASAP! I love the song - great for summer. Imagine all the summer romances it could apply to - lol. Very fun.

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  • View Fredo's profile Fredo April 28, 2009

    Miley took David's virginity. True story, I was told by a friend of a friend of a friend.

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