Denton, Texas "Police" Use Twitter To Post Mugshots Of Super Stylin' Chongas, Eyebrows
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This 20-year-old woman from Denton, Texas was arrested on Saturday for possession of marijuana. How do we know this? Because DentonPolice Twitters recent mugshots. And, my God, are some of them terrific. Who knew there was such a high percentage of totally hot people getting arrested on a regular basis? Let's check out some Spring trends as modeled by Sad Girl and her friends.
1. A Winning Smile
This 19-year-old was arrested for drinking an alcoholic beverage. Judging from his smile, it was an Electric Lemonade from T.G.I.Friday's. Those things are delicious.
2. Glamorous Eyebrows
This 24-year-old woman was arrested for stealing over fifty dollars' worth of items. We hope she was stealing plenty of purple eyebrow pencils.
3. No, Seriously. All About The Eyebrows
This 17-year-old was arrested for being in contempt of court, as is evident by his contemptible expression. We rarely see a guy with perfectly shaped eyebrows who isn't Latino. We're not hating - it really brings out his eyes. But could someone please explain this phenomenon?
4. Did we mention eyebrows?
This 21-year-old was arrested for being in possession of marijuana. But he wasn't high when he was doing his brows, because they are beautiful.
This 19-year-old was arrested on a local municipal warrant. And if you say you don't want to have his babies, you're a damn liar.
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Good grief. My parents live there.
ReplyAs a fellow Latino with perfectly tweezed brows(I know, shocking right?)I have to say it is a matter of personal preference. I like having clean tidy brows. NOT chola brows! Also my white hubby has trim brows courtesy of me. I make his more chola-esque.
Replylol I like the last picture... he is trying to bring sexy back.
Replyi have to googlemap this so I make sure never to drive through there... my twitterfans migt stop following me :)
Replyyah all 3 of them
ReplyIs that Natasha Lyonne at the top?
Replyfabulous!
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