We Would Totally Adopt Edgar Enrique Hernandez, If It Weren’t For That Whole “Patient Zero” Thing

Edgar Enrique Hernandez is believed to be the first case of swine flu in Mexico. And he is definitely a cutie patootie. The five year-old boy the Centers for Disease Control is calling Patient Zero contracted the disease in the small village of La Gloria where evil American pig factories live. But Edgar is so cute! We want to steal him. Except for the fact that we think he’s tainted now. Still, cute! Video! Watch!