Michelle Rodriguez Talks Fast & Furious With Latina
3 April 2009, 5:15 PM. By Alex Alvarez
Spoiler Alert! We know all of you are planning on seeing Fast & Furious this weekend, seeing as it is the perfect opportunity to display your new neck tattoo of your boyfriend’s name, so please be advised that Michelle Rodriguez’s interview with Latina.com contains some spoilers. And foul language. And the general awesomeness we’ve come to expect from Michelle Rodriguez.
Michelle dies in the drag racing series’ latest installment (noooooo!), and seems slightly pissed that she keeps croaking in movies. Her spirit cannot be broken, people!:
Anytime you’ve got a wild, independent, free-spirited woman, she has to die at the end of the movie. Unless it’s a movie that’s so sci-fi that it can’t be real, like Tomb Raider.
Was Tomb Raider sci-fi? Honestly, the gentle swaying on Lara Croft’s breasticles lulled us to sleep in the theater. So we have no idea. Anyway. Back to Mitch the Bitch:
Me? I die in every film that I’m in this year. They’re just gonna have to keep on killing me. I’ll keep coming back, until they realize what’s hot and make flicks for bitches like me.
Oh God. Can we get her, like, a fruit basket or something? You like marzipan, Michelle? Let’s celebrate the wonder that is Michelle with a photo gallery.
Click for Pics of Michelle, aka “The Bitch That Won’t Die”
Michelle Rodriguez: “They’re Just Gonna Have to Keep on Killing Me” [Latina]
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I laugh every time I see that Oprah cover.
These Michelle posts are the ish.
Totally spoiled it for me damn it…. I was going to wait patiently for it to come out on HBO.
Mitch the bitch… fucking hi-larious! I have a coworker named mitch every once in a while I call him bitch, he hasn’t realized it.
I too love the Oprah cover. And maybe if she keeps getting roles where she dies… the producers are trying to tell her something? Like, please stop asking us about our dick sucking?