Meet The Guys To Whom Daisy De La Hoya Is Spreading Love

Daisy de la Hoya, the pouty groupie eliminated from “Rock of Love 2,” premiered her spin-off - the absurdly named “Daisy of Love” (”I Heart Metal Petal” would have been the obvious choice here, VH1) - last night and, wow. Is she going to have a tough time picking out a potential mate. These are exactly the kind of dudes who hit on you at 3 am on the seven train while you are vomiting. 

Among our favorites are the Swedish triplets who aim to date Daisy - at the same time. They call the experience a “Swedish smörgåsbord,” but we’re not sure Margarita wants all that Swedish meatball up in her gravy. Gosh would that threesome even look like? For those wondering, here’s a sneak peek:

We totally love whatever asshole is in charge of writing their subtitles. Spoiler: They get eliminated before the actual elimination ceremony because they were more interested in eating mozzarella sticks than in eating Daisy.

Then there’s 12-pack - you might remember him from “I Love NY.” He’s back, because he’s a total whore who will lick anything to get on TV, yet not interesting enough to have a spin-off of his own.

Check out some of the dudes, including another one who is suffering from a dead boner:

Gee, why aren’t these fine specimens of manhood married yet?