Jason Statham Gives Us A Brazilian Job

Jason Statham, who is a real man from whom you should all take notes, is in Rio de Janeiro shooting a Sylvester Stallone film called The Expendables. He was photographed frolicking on the beach there with a gentleman friend, lending credence to those gay rumors about him. NO! He is going to marry us and father our octo-babies.

Jason used to model professionally and dive for the British Olympic team before getting his acting break in Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels, so he has a very attractive body despite how hunched over he is in these pics.

Click on Jason’s heaving bosoms to see his day on the beach in Rio.