Jennifer Lopez’s Wigs Have A Room Of Their Own

Ever wonder why Jennifer Lopez’s hair always looks so perfect and completely unlike the dark curls she rocked as a fly girl? It may be because La Lopez has a vast collection of expensive wigs, quite possibly crafted from the locks of Marc Anthony’s hapless victims.

Jennifer has reportedly even dedicated an entire room in her Long Island home to her wigs - and even makes sure to keep Marc and his vials and coffins out.

Jennifer’s natural hair is, apparently, “shoulder-length and fairly thin,” so she uses her wigs - made of real human hair - to not look like a gross old vieja. She’s also a fan of elaborate clip-on buns. But what about Bumpits! A source says Jennifer’s hairpieces “seem to take on a life of their own!” Which causes us to scream silently at the memory of Lovecraft / Zealia Bishop’s “Medusa’s Coil.” Jennifer makes so much sense now.

Jennifer keeps her hair pieces on plastic heads placed along shelves in the specially-designed room, which is all made up in “caramel and gold-tones” which we guess is the color she was going for when she colored her hair that “panty skid-mark” color it currently is.

Anyway. How has the recession affected your special wig rooms, Guanababies?

Does J.Lo Need a Room to Wig Out? [Star, print]