Johnny Depp Shooting The Rum Diary In PR. Amaury Nolasco Can’t Be Far Behind.

Johnny Depp and crew began shooting the movie adaptation of Hunter S. Thompson’s The Rum Diary in San Juan yesterday. Depp is reprising his role as the legendary journalist and Amaury Nolasco is playing Segurra, the son of the biggest cement-plant owner in Puerto Rico. 

Amaury was spotted making out with a dude in a Miami club some years back by one of our staffers and Johnny, well, he makes dead men cum. So, we’re pretty sure Amaury is spending every spare moment he has asking Johnny if needs any cocoa butter.

Oh. The movie. Johnny plays Hunter Thompson. A lot of rum is consumed. His acting is a schtick, but he wins a Golden Globe. And Amaury is put into a mental institution with Dayanara Torres where they make voodoo dolls of Marc Anthony and JLo for the rest of their lives.

Click on Johnny Depp’s very artistic hat to see a gallery of his unearthly handsomeness in the Puerto Rican sunlight.