Liza Marquez Sues David Caruso, Prompts Question: How Does Caruso Get The Ladies?
10 April 2009, 10:45 AM. By Alex Alvarez
Liza Marquez appeared in an L.A. court yesterday to file a suit against David Caruso. She says she met Caruso on the set of CSI: Sunglasses back in 2004 and that he’s the father of her womb trolls. She’s but one in a long line of (three) women driven to desperate action by The ‘Rus. Why?
You may recall that, for a time, David Caruso was stalked by an Austrian woman who had taken to hiding in Mexico. She had begun to leave the actor death threats after he ignored the 100 letters she had sent him, asking for an autograph.
But, little did Insane Austrian Woman know, David Caruso is actually a robot built for sex - but, in a tragic flaw, built without the capacity to love!
In 1994, Caruso’s ex-girlfriend Paris Papiro (hot name), sued him for “palimony” - the term used for a non-marital relationship “contract.” Basically, she sued him for cheating on her. Paris Papiro, he knows no other way!
As for Liza Marquez, she claims that the two allegedly began living together after Caruso assured Marquez that he would provide for her.
I CANNOT LUV U. SRRYBYE.
Liza also says she was told by Caruso that he loved her, which is a blatant lie considering David Caruso has now been reprogrammed to instill fear and maintain order in the smoldering ruins of a post-apocalyptic Miami.
The couple had two children together but, after the birth of the second, Caruso left the family, riding away on his majestic robo-horse as what was left of the general populace writhed in terror. Liza is suing David for fraud, breach of settlement and emotional duress.
And this is why you must never get involved with David Caruso. Never… with… David. Caruso.
JILTED BABY MAMA SUES CARUSO [National Enquirer]
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david caruso is all kinds of fug! why would anyone want to do the dirty with him?
i think some people like playing with fire…crotches.
Next week should bring some welcome news for David Caruso. His mentally unbalanced Austrian stalker, Heidemarie Schnitzer, will stand trial on Tuesday, April 14 on charges she stalked and threatened to murder Caruso, his grown daughter Greta and former girlfriend, now plaintiff Liza Marquez.
Seems Schnitzer went off the deep end when she requested an autograph from the actor and never received it. The crazed stalker took a transatlantic flight from Austria to Miami where she stalked Caruso to a local establishment and offered him sex. He took one look at her and said “no thanks.” For the next two years Schnitzer used the Internet to cyber-stalk Caruso with four hate blogs.
Schnitzer failed to appear for two previous court dates in Austria and fled to Mexico where she continued to wage her Internet hate campaign. Schnitzer was captured and arrested by Tijuana police in Feb. and extradited a month later to Austria.
On Tuesday, April 14 she will be tried on stalking, sending death threats and fleeing the jurisdiction to avoid prosecution. She is expected to receive jail time and/or incarceration in a mental facility. This will hopefully end the torment Caruso suffered from another female nutjob.
For photos and more info, visit
http://www.thestalkerchronicles.blogspot.com
I just love David Caruso - he is a cool actor - and the dirt is not
fair…but in US everyone hurt eachother just for the money…so
this article did not suprise me at all.