Marc Jacobs Is Set On Keeping Jesus And Madonna Together

Madonna has called model Jesus Luz her “salvation” (LOLZ) during her time of strife. She’s just had to deal with so much lately! She’s siffered through a rejected adoption bid in Malawi, being thrown off a horse in the Hamptons and being caught in a lie when she tried to blame the incident on a paparazzo… when no photographers were around at the time. The fashion industry is doing its part to keep Madonna happy by continuing to book Jesus for jobs in the United States. 

Marc Jacobs has pitched in by writing a letter of support for Jesus’ work permit claiming he is “highly talented” and “a necessity to the label.”

So we suppose the fact that Marc Jacobs is a big old skirt-wearing liar is the reason that Jesus has any sort of career to speak of regardless of his inability to model is way out of  a paper bag. 

This could also explain why Jesus will be joining Madonna in a new campaign for Louis Vuitton. Are designers placating the iconic performer by giving in to her demands that Jesus get work, too?

Hmm. Is Madonna dates us, can we get a book deal? No? Chlamydia? Fine.

Horse Incident Bringing Madonna & Jesus Closer Together [OK! Magazine]