Because It’s Hump Day: Mario Lopez Puckers Up For George Lopez
8 April 2009, 4:45 PM. By Alex Alvarez
Mario Lopez appears at least twice in super-sexy poses within the pages of this week’s crop of tabloids.
The TV host / actor / dancer / papi was recently photographed applying chap stick. Which, according to Star magazine, makes him “normal.” Little do they know that the lip balm is poisoned and that Mario plans on kissing fellow host George Lopez after he said Mario was “not funny” enough to be on his new late night talk show.
Which is sad, given that George Lopez is secretly Mario’s father.
In other Mario news, Us Weekly has a photo of the avid breakdancer riding a mechanical bull:
You can practically see his ass lips blowing you a kiss from the front. We joke. Looks like fun!
And this concludes your weekly dose of Mario Lopez.
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NEVER enough Mario photos. AY PAPI!
does he chapstick is ass lips too? if he does THEN I would consider him normal.
that Us Weekly picture can be photoshoppd to be something else. Do it Guanabee, DO IT.
To be that mechanical bull…
Not enough of Mario to go around huh?
BTW - this is my first post with a profile (I’ve been commenting as guest), thank you for finally fixing the registration process!