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Jesus Luz might have found a fan in designer Marc Jacobs, but he hasn't made too many friends among his fellow models. Male catwalkers at the "Jeffrey Fashion Cares" event ignored Jesusito and talked behind his back about how they couldn't wait until Madonna dropped him and he's back to appearing in the back of magazines in Barbizon Models ads.
The other models might be upset because, despite having any discernible talent or skill other than licking Madonna without immediately turning into a boiling puddle of fetid mucus, Jesus was asked to open the show.
Said one Jealous Jenny: "Jesus had no career until Madonna arrived, and even if people are coming to see him because of her, he’s still going to take it."
Another added: "He’s taking jobs from other models who feel they’ve worked harder and longer than he has. Madonna has catapulted Jesus on to the world’s stage. Sure, he’s beautiful, but he wouldn’t be where he is without her.”
We don't even think he's that beautiful. But it's not like Jesus gives a rat's inflamed culo what we think, because Jesus' biggest fan is Jesus. Homeslice was attempting to charge $100,000 for appearances in Brazil until those close to him reminded him he's kind of meaty and greasy-looking for a runway model.
We know Jesus' newfound fame can't last forever. So what should he do to extend his 15 minutes?
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28 Apr 2009 | 19:07
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Jesus Luz might have found a fan in designer Marc Jacobs, but he hasn't made too many friends among his fellow models. Male catwalkers at the "Jeffrey Fashion Cares" event ignored Jesusito and talked behind his back about how they couldn't wait until Madonna dropped him and he's back to appearing in the back of magazines in Barbizon Models ads.
The other models might be upset because, despite having any discernible talent or skill other than licking Madonna without immediately turning into a boiling puddle of fetid mucus, Jesus was asked to open the show.
Said one Jealous Jenny: "Jesus had no career until Madonna arrived, and even if people are coming to see him because of her, he’s still going to take it."
Another added: "He’s taking jobs from other models who feel they’ve worked harder and longer than he has. Madonna has catapulted Jesus on to the world’s stage. Sure, he’s beautiful, but he wouldn’t be where he is without her.”
We don't even think he's that beautiful. But it's not like Jesus gives a rat's inflamed culo what we think, because Jesus' biggest fan is Jesus. Homeslice was attempting to charge $100,000 for appearances in Brazil until those close to him reminded him he's kind of meaty and greasy-looking for a runway model.
We know Jesus' newfound fame can't last forever. So what should he do to extend his 15 minutes?
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No Luz lost on catwalk for Madonna's boy-toy Jesus [Daily News]
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Gay porn FTW!
ReplyHe should be a guest judge on ANTM.
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