Mookake: Russian Milk Art Likens Milk To Semen

Russian fashion photographs featuring naked women dressed as cows getting splashed by “milk”-facials are, naturally, making the rounds of the internet.

It’s unclear whether these will eventually be used in milk ads but one thing’s certain- we are not appetized.

The photo series was shot by photographer Alena Nikiforova and the title of the series, “Telki,” is a play on words as it technically means “cow” but can also mean “girls” in Russian slang. Knowing Russian girls get called “cows” actually makes you kind of grateful for the relatively nicer English term “chicks.” True to form, the models are mostly naked except for a few cow-spots of paint or the odd bell around their neck. In most of the pictures, “milk” is flying in from an unseen source and hitting them in the face or chest, as they recoil in open-mouth surprise-and if not, then they’re pouring it happily on themselves or spitting it out playfully.

Obviously this is not meant to be taken literally (because as far as we know cows don’t go around spraying each other with milk for fun…do they?) but so then, it’s meant to be semen?! And how is that appetizing (to cows or humans, really?) And if these are being used commercially, then how is equating milk with male ejaculate supposed to appeal to anyone? Maybe in Russia-Land calling someone a cum-drinker is like, a really big compliment. “Oh Boris you old jizz-swiller, you can play golf with me any day,” we can imagine them saying.

Want to see more naked-cow-lady porn, you pervs? Trust us, you do.

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