Myrka Dellanos And Ulysses Alonso Are Angry, Lazy Tax Evaders

Scarlet and Rhett. Tristan and Isolde. Romeo and Juliet. Laurel and Hardy. So many love stories have ended in tragedy over the years, and this is no different for another famous couple who will surely become the stuff of legend: Myrka and Ulysses. The couple is currently entering Act 3,481 of the drama that is their relationship. Ulysses has been arrested after cheating his way out of an anger management class and Myrka has issued a new restraining order against his angry ass.

Myrka attended court in Miami (Woooo!) today to testify against her often-estranged and always-strange young husband, Ulysses Alonso. Please feel free to read up on the history of their relationship for clarity, but here’s the short version: Cougarage, Marriage, People en Español, Brace Face, Abuse, Denial, Restraining Order, Car Chase, Desperation, Luis Miguel. 

A court in Miami is “going back to square one” in order to determine whether Ulysses did, in fact, strike and push Myrka as she has alleged. Check it out:

Myrka may soon be joining him in jail, seeing how the IRS has ordered a lien on her properties for non-payment of taxes. Myrka was too busy issuing or not issuing restraining orders to be bothered with paying taxes from 2002 to 2005 and owes Uncle Esam something around a million dollars. A representative from Myrka says this is “not true.”