Ninel Conde’s Crazed Lesbian Fan Could Make Ninel The Next Selena. Only Less Beloved And Popular And All That.
7 April 2009, 3:45 PM. By Alex Alvarez
Singer / actress / rocket scientist Ninel Conde says she has a crazed lesbian fan who is desperately trying to destroy her marriage to Juan Zepeda. An Escandalo TV anchor relays to us, with a laudable approximation of Serious Journalist Face, says this might make Ninel Conde the next Selena.
You would be surprised how many otherwise stable heterosexual relationships are torn asunder by trifling lesbian maniacs. It’s awful really:
What do you all think: Is Ninel our next Selena? After all both sing, wear bustiers, attract crazed fans and look awesome airbrushed onto a tank top.
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They have a lot of balls to try to compare Ninel Conde to Selena.
I mean, could Ninel calm a crowd down in Mexico by just shushing them with her finger? I don’t think so.*
*This of course is based on whatever the movie Selena told me and not what happened in real life.
What the fuck do you assholes have against SELENA? Selena was no lesbian!