No Room Service, Just Snacks & Shit Is Our New Happy Place

We are being very entertained by No Room Service, Just Snacks & Shit–the site that analyzes stupid rap lyrics. Which begs the question, are there rap lyrics that aren’t stupid? The site’s title comes from a Jay-Z song entitled, “Hey Papi” in which he recites titular words. The site’s writers, Chris Macho (his real name?) and Chris D’Elia analyze it thusly:

Honestly, this sounds more like something my dad would say. “Remember, no ordering room service. It’s too expensive. Plus, I brought snacks.”

Yes and he says it as an example of being a player. Which makes no sense. Some of our other favorites are:

“I got plasmas in the shower.”
- Rick Ross, A Mircale by Webbie

Uh… This is a bad idea.

Filed under: Asking to get electrocuted

And

“They can suck my dick while I’m puking.”
- Eminem, No Apologies
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Why would you even try to plan things out this way?

Filed under: So gross I don’t even know what to say

And

“Blood on my kicks. Shit on my knife.”
- Mobb Deep, Hell On Earth

Just where are you running and what are you stabbing?

Filed under: Worst most hap-hazardous killer

Also, this picture could have been a post by itself, but it comes with lyrics, too.

“Lend me your body.”
- Diddy, Buck In Here

I mean, “borrowing a woman’s body” just seems like the most disrespectful way of saying “I would like to make love with you”.
Bottom line: Bodies can’t be “borrowed” unless you are Lucifer or one of his minions.
Oh, wait. I think I get what he means after seeing the picture above.

Filed under: Gonna probably get into an argument with a girl/almost illegal-sounding

You can see, it’s hourz of LOLz. Enjoy.

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