Octomom Tightens Security After Stranger Hurls Baby Seat At Her Car

Octomom Nadya Suleman has decided to beef up security after someone hurled a baby seat at her car at 3 a.m. This comes right after her fired “Angels in Waiting” nannies came forward saying they felt Nadya was not doing enough to provide adequate security for her children. It’s ok, guys. The cameramen will watch the children.

 Police in Suleman’s new neighborhood of La Habra, California said a nanny (jeez, another one?) heard a crashing sound in the early morning hours. When day-shift nannies arrived, they reported seeing that the back window of Octomom’s Toyota Sienna had been smashed, presumably by a baby seat that had been thrown at the car. 

Neighbors reports seeing a white cargo van drive off after the crashing sound. 

Interesting that neither the report of the crashing sound, nor the first look of the broken van were made by Nadya. She must be so terribly busy.

And she’ll soon have one more baby to pass on to nannies as the seventh of her octuplets was released from the hospital today - just as 15 hospital workers were dismissed after looking through the Octomom’s medical records without authorization.

Maybe we don’t need “Guiding Light” after all. Seriously, if all this were unfolding on a soap opera, we’d probably scoff at how absurd and over the top it was. We cannot wait until it’s discovered that Nadya Suleman is actually her long lost brother, who took over his sister’s identity after she fell down a well.

Octuplet mum hires security after baby seat hurled at car [News.com]