Five Reasons Patricia Conde Is The Most Desirable Woman in Spain

Patricia Conde, she of the famed panty-flashing was just voted Spain's most desirable woman and immediately took off all her clothes and posed for GQ to celebrate. So what makes her so desirable, and why is GQ obsessed with her buttcrack? Looking through the various GQ España shoots--she's done two before this one--we sense a subtle theme: the woman is freaking gorgeous. But there are plenty of hot Spaniards, so what sets her apart and makes her the most desirable? We came up with a list of five traits that might have won her the title.

• She's a host for a TV show a.k.a. she seems sort of approachable and familiar.
• She has the Keira Knightley thing going on: she's well spoken and smart, but not too smart. Wide-eyed and pouty, she gives off the impression that she's carefully weighing the logic of whatever you just said. Case in point, this face:

• She has a personality but it's a "TV personality" a.k.a. totally contrived. That makes her a blank slate, perfect for projecting your fantasies onto!
• Her butt-crack. According to the photos from GQ, her butt-crack is especially exciting and desirable, because they keep on taking pictures of it. Not the full butt, no no, just a hint of the butt. Please, let's keep it classy.
• She gets naked at the drop of a hat. Or at the drop of a leaf, really, anything could drop and she would be all tearing her pants off and struggling out of her bra. Evidence A is the gallery below:

Check out her many forms of cleavage in GQ España's April shoot.

Patricia Conde le coge el gusto a posar con poca ropa, esta vez en 'GQ' [20 Minutos]