Pee Wee Witnessed The Kumbia Kings Do Drugs And It Scared The Sex Out Of Him

Pee Wee - part-time singer, full-time virgin - has come forward with allegations that members of the renowned Kumbia Kings, of which Pee Wee became a member at the tender age of 12, habitually took drugs in front of him. The horror.

So what were they taking? Crack? Smack? Flapjacks? Pee Wee, tell us:

I remember when I was with the Kumbia Kings, the guys would smoke and I would go to my room. Sometimes the smoke would hit me, but that’s it. I’ve never tried it, and I’ve never tried cocaine or any other kind of drug. It’s never appealed to me.

Pee Wee’s interviewer notes that, when asked if what the band members were smoking was marijuana, he nodded solemnly. IT’S NAME CANNOT EVEN BE UTTERED. He also says his bandmates never offered him any drugs but, rather, asked him to go away whenever they lit up. Which was just fine with Pee Wee, who admits to not being into the fact that they were smoking and feared that, if he said so, they would kick him out of the band, angrily. Such is the way of drug addicts.

Pee Wee also recalls witnessing his bandmates take a lady - or three - into their rooms. Possibly to have the sex - something that 20-year-old Pee Wee has yet to experience. He does, however, admit to preferring women who give him “a little something to hold on to” and who have nice asses.

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