Photoshopped Before And After Shots Of Madonna Show She Can Actually Look Like A Human

2 April 2009, 5:18 PM. By Alex Alvarez

. 5 Comments

madonna_before_after_4.2.09Some brave asshole released photos of an un-retouched Madonna. And, honestly? She looks much, much better in the before shot. The after picture makes her look a wee bit like a Barbie that’s you’ve stuck in the oven to see whether or not she’ll get a tan. Get a closer look at both pics below:

Before, looking like a 50-year-old woman who needs a bit more sleep and a little sunscreen:

madonna_before

After, looking straight up like a plastic dildo:

madonna_after

At any rate: Sorry, Madonna. For all the surgery and makeup and styling and Photoshop, the world knows what a 50-year-old woman looks like. Relax a little! No one expects you to look like a fetus.

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  1. laroncha
    (+1)

    wow

  2. Fredo
    (+1)

    In the first, she looked like a truck stop tramp. In the second; a soft focus tramp.

  3. (+1)
    Guest wrote

    Can I just say I am appreciating the “leaked” unretouched photo trend, lately?

    As much as I love playing in photoshop, I don’t want to look like my skin is a plastic sheet sans pores!

  4. (+1)
    Guest wrote

    is in she like 100 years old ?

  5. (+1)
    Guest wrote

    Im sorry but Madonna’s washed up and gross to me…and now that shes on the “lets adopt an African child so I can treat it as an accessory” kick, i think i dislike her even more…

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