Awko Taco: Ridiculous Jesus Luz Modeling Photos For Your Viewing Pleasure (?)

Jesus Luz is man of mystery and intrigue, glamour and flatulence. In these shots, taken sometime after he was wooed by Madonna if the red Kabbalah string is any indication, Jesus puts on his best “I am on a soap opera and have only just discovered my sister is actually my father, who is my twin” face while wearing sheer tops and animal prints.

For those people who claim that modeling isn’t difficult, take it from someone who has never done it: It’s tough. Not everyone can do it. Case in point: These pictures, which look more like they fell out of the portfolio of a wannabe LA actor who has taken to moonlighting as a male escort than they look like a professional photo shoot. The clothes, the hair, the styling, the outdated poses and cheesy expressions. It’s all so… well, it’s what we expected from a young model who decided to hook up with Madonna for his chance at 15 minutes in the glare of paparazzi cameras.

Anyway. Enjoy. We know which of these we’ll be commissioning as a velvet painting to hang in our bathroom.

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