Snoop Dogg Nose Hits The Internet While Someone Claims His Wife, Shante Broadus, Is Dead In The Basement

Yesterday afternoon, Snoop D-O-Double Gee premiered The Wake & Bake Show, a live video on USstream.tv where he smoked pot. What could be more entertaining? Perhaps an anonymous call to the California Highway Patrol (get it–HIGHway?) saying that Snoop has his wife’s dead body in the basement?

According to TMZ, the CHP website featured the below report, which everyone decided was too silly to report to the sheriff’s office.

UPDATE: SNOOP’S MANAGER REPORTS THAT SHANTE BROADUS IS NOT DEAD . So, hopefully wife Shante Broadus is not dead, and is enjoying a legal marijuana cigarette of her own. (It seems Snoop has the California license to blaze up legally due to some chronic condition or other. Heh.)

In other news, President Obama is making love to Kumar. We’re so ready for Jesus to crack a confetti egg on our heads.

Snoop Dogg’s Wife — Deady Dead? [TMZ]