Vote! Presidents of the Americas: ¿Quién Es Más Macho?

Despite Hugo Chavez’s publicity stunt at the Summit of the America’s last week, Obama emerged with nary a wrinkle in his suit nor an eyebrow ungroomed. The various Latin American leaders have to be feeling a little threatened by the king of North American hotness. So which president from Latin America is going to challenge Obama for the title of PILF (President I’d Like To Fuck)? Let’s take a vote!

1. Rafael Correa, representing Ecuador. Our personal favorite, Rafael seems to skate through life with an enticing glow and a smile that could melt the panties off a nun.

2. Fernando Lugo, for Paraguay. And this one actually does make panties melt off nuns. What’s more manly than getting half your country knocked up? Yes thumbs up for you, you are indeed virile.

3. Evo Morales, for Bolivia. We’re sure that underneath the hideous and perpetual bowlcut there lurks a far more attractive man. Also is he wearing a hat made of bread and fruit loops? We’re sure it’s symbolic and/or traditional but it’s hard to picture taking that to bed.

4. Hugo Chavez, for Venezuela. Ah the old Hugonator. Frankly, we think he looks like a bat crossed with a hippo (where is the man’s neck?!) but there’s no question he’s got charisma. And if he’s good enough for Naomi Campbell then he’s good enough for us.

5. Felipe Calderón, President of Mexico. Calderón reminds of us a dad. Nerdy but stern, and those glasses…Of course if you have daddy issues this only makes him hotter.

6. Raúl Castro, representing Cuba. The grizzled, mustachioed shadow of his firecracker brother Fidel, Raúl has lived outside the spotlight for a long time. Maybe that was for the best?

7. Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, for Brazil. Mystical bearded hobbit of the many names, we tried to hate you but we couldn’t. Maybe it was the way you coyly nibbled your glasses, or the way your ears stick out jauntily but Lulu, you can call us any day.

8. Álvaro Colom Caballeros, for Guatemala. Two words: Big Hands.

9. Leonel Fernández, for the Dominican Republic. We kind of put this in here as a joke. Poor Leonel, someone beat him with not just any ugly stick, but an ugly stick from the ’70’s. Lose the mustache and the helmet-hair and we can talk. Sadly, there is nothing we can do about the butt-chin.

10. Alan García Pérez, President of Peru. A little on the chubby side but who are we to judge. Maybe fat dudes work harder in bed? Then again he’s a president so he probably thinks he farts golden mist. We like him for his broad shoulders and full head of hair but remain skeptical about his smooching abilities (small mouth, never a good sign.)

So who would you pit against Obama in a hot world-leader walk off?