Announcing The Five Of You Big Dicks Who Are Going To See Zoé In Anaheim

We picked the five  Zoe ticket winners. Is it you? You’ll never know until you 

Here are the lucky winners who most expertly answered the question Why the fuck are Zoé wearing pyramids on their heads? Each of you wins tickets for two to see Zoé in Anaheim, California on Sunday, April 26:

Congratulations, kingflys who spake:

Because they love diving in triangle trimmed chochas…..thats why

Congratulations metalmickey who quoth:

Pyramids on their “top heads” symbolize the ancient worship of phallic symbols, so in short they are saying, we are big dicks with dig dicks and we do not apologize for it, or in spanish, somos muy machos con vergotas para decodas…

Thank you quito who so wisely uttered:

to get over their egos (big heads), as replacing their faces with pyramids unites them as a band, (as pyramids have multiple faces), and lets them put out great music together, while maintaining their own identity within.

Also la lengua who was very timely:

Well taking a second job as a road construction cones gives them a chance to earn extra cash till the next stimulus check. Good luck Zoe, It’s better than being a speed bump.

And stbn who wrote in Spanish and therefore could have said something very profound:

En mi opinion ,yo pienso que la piramides tienen algo que ver con una llegada de un ser divino, que los chavos de zoe de una forma nos quieren dar a entender que no solo exitimos nosotros sino que en este universo tan extenso hay energias que nosotros nisiquiera savemos que existen, y pues laverdad eyos atraves de cansiones logran que nos pongamos a pensar mas fuera de este mundo, asia otros lugares maravilloso .Poreso yo pienso que las piramides en la caveza es una forma de traer ideas mas aya de la tierra. =]

Saludos a los integrantes de zoe graias por estar de vuelta !…

All winners will be contacted via email with details on how to pick up their prize. Thanks for playing and, to the rest of you, better luck next time.