An internet rumor that our old friend Manuel Uribe of Monterrey, Mexico has died is being spread throughout the internet. But as far as any official news of such a happening, there is none. Hopefully, Manuel, one of the heaviest men in the world, who lost hundreds of pounds on the Zone Diet and got [...]
31 May 2009
George Tiller, Abortion Doctor, Killed At Reformation Lutheran Church In Wichita
By Cindy Casares at 4:41 PM.
30 May 2009
Hugo Chavez Next Book For Obama Written By Lenin
By Daniel Mauser at 6:47 PM.
Hugo Chavez seems to think President Obama and him are part of the same book club. Hugo Chavez announced today on Venezuelan television that he has new reading material for the Leader of the Free World.
29 May 2009
Ridiculous Latin Cleavage Of The Day: Aracely Arambula
By Cindy Casares at 6:13 PM.
When it comes to ridiculously large boobs in shockingly small tops, women in Spanish-language media’s cup runneth over, so we are enacting a new feature here on Guanabee: The Ridiculous Latin Cleavage Of The Day.
National Council Of La Raza Responds To Tom Tancredo. If He Was Talking To Them. Who Knows?
By Cindy Casares at 5:31 PM.
National Council of La Raza, or as Tom Tancredo calls them because he is on such intimate terms with them, “La Raza,” President Janet Murguía was on Rick Sanchez’s show on CNN today to defend her organization after Tom Tancredo huffed some paint and spewed insanity about them all over the airwaves yesterday.
Raawwwr Angry Latina Attax!: Sonia Sotomayor Wrote A Letter Calling Out Princeton As “Anti-Latino”
By Alex Alvarez at 4:30 PM.
Back in 1974, a young (and arghghgh angry stomp stomp!) Sonia Sotomayor penned a letter to the editor of The Daily Princetonian on why she felt Princeton had demonstrated a pattern of discrimination against Latinos.
Eight Clubs That Are As Bad As The KKK By Tom Tancredo’s Standards
By Cindy Casares at 4:19 PM.
Yesterday Tom Tancredo told CNN that Sonia Sotomayor’s club “La Raza,” (by which we can only guess he meant National Council of La Raza, since he couldn’t bother to get the name right), is the “Latino KKK.” Here are eight other clubs Tancredo might be surprised to discover are prejudiced and discriminatory by his own definition.
La Vida Chocha: “Getting Fresh”
By Alex Alvarez at 4:00 PM.
Ever wonder what would happen if your chocha was able to give some lip of its own? Christ knows dicks have had their say for a long time. With that in mind, here’s “La Vida Chocha,” a weekly comic that shows what happens when vaginas begin to dialogue.
Jon And Kate Gosselin Investigated To See If They Are Complying With Child Labor Laws
By Alex Alvarez at 3:49 PM.
Houston: A Drug Smuggler’s Paradise
By Alex Alvarez at 2:57 PM.
Say you’re in the drug trafficking business and are looking to unload a little of you hard-earned cash on a weapon that can blast through a van. Well, you would very likely pay a visit to Houston, Texas, where a veritable buffet of weapons are available for purchase, for the right price.
Brazillionaires Dominate Forbes’ List Of Top-Earning Models
By Alex Alvarez at 1:42 PM.
Gather around, kittens, it’s time to go through yet another Forbes’ list of People Who Are Rich, And Often Famous. This time they’ve come out with a list of the top-earning models. And it would seem that one can really get a leg up on the competition by being fabulously beautiful, thin, large-breasted and Brazilian. Oh, we suppose one of out four isn’t so terrible.
Guanabee Glossary: Bollo
By Alex Alvarez at 1:00 PM.
Guanabee Glossary is our attempt to teach you Latino slang and save you from looking like a weird-ass fool in mixed company. Enjoy it, cabrones.
Vida Guerra Demonstrates That Life Is War In New Issue Of Maxim En Español
By Alex Alvarez at 12:25 PM.
Vida Guerra is on the cover of a magazine! Showin’ off her butt! It just never gets old.
