10 Hottest Latino Celebrity Dads In The News

We were ogling new pictures of Diego Luna out with his son and realized we’ve come across (ahem) loads of hot Latino dads in the news lately.

It seems like everyone was popping out a baby last year and have spent this year parading around with their brand new womb nuggets.

So, in the spirit of celebrating (or, at the very least, naming) dads who happen to be hot, Latino and celebrities, here’s our list of “10 Hottest Latino Celebrity Dads In The News:”

10. Hugo Chavez

Hugo made our list last year, but we’re including him again because who doesn’t want Venezuela’s king president to be her papi? Hugo has (at least) four offspring -  Rosa Virginia, María Gabriela, Hugo Rafael and Rosinés. 

9. Vin Diesel 

White not explicitly Latino, Vin, who is biracial and has described himself as being “of ambiguous ethnicity - Italian and a lot of other stuff,” is the father of a little Latina with model Paloma Jimenez. Plus, Camilla thinks he’s really hot. Mostly because of  this:

Diesel has played Dungeons & Dragons for over twenty years and wrote the foreword for the commemorative book 30 Years of Adventure: A Celebration of Dungeons & Dragons. In the 30th Anniversary of Dungeons & Dragons issue of Dragon Magazine, they examine the fact that Diesel played Dungeons & Dragons, and reveal that he had a fake tattoo of his character’s name, “Melkor,” on his stomach while filming xXx.

8. Mark Alba

Mark Alba, father of Jessica, once told George Lopez that he “didn’t speak Mexican.” At least he’s hot.

7. Jose Canseco

Embarrassing, mesh-covered athlete Jose Canseco also happens to be an embarrassing dad to a daughter embarrassingly named “Josiphene” who, embarrassingly, appeared with her dad in the 2008 documentary, Jose Canseco: Last Shot. 

6. Alex Rodriguez

With his rampant use of steroids and his awful taste in women-with-which-to-have-affairs, Alex Rodriguez is about as smart as a sack of caca. But, lucky for him, he’s got two lovely little girls who will likely grow up to be super grossed out by him and his bitch tits. Aw!

5. Eddie Cibrian

Cuban actor Eddie Cibrian plopped penis-first onto the public’s radar when he was caught making out at a motel with Lifetime TV movie co-star LeAnn Rimes. Cibrian was, and still is, married and the father of two little boys. Remember, you don’t have to be a great role model to be a hot, Latino celebrity dad - just hot, Latino and a celebrity. (Even C-list suffices.)

4. Ricky Martin

The births of Ricky Martin’s twin sons Matteo and Valentino were greeted with joy, mild shock, a requisite splashy photo shoot in Hola and the realization that, when holding babies, Ricky Martin is actually really, really hot. A DILF, if you will. (We, personally, will not.)

3. Diego Luna

Baby Jeronimo is a cutie! And Diego is still looking fine in a stringy, malnourished, unwashed sort of way.

2. Gael Garcia Bernal

We can’t wait until Gael’s baby, Lazaro, teams up with Jeronimo Luna in Rudo y Cursi II: The Remix.

1. Fernando Lugo

A former bishop, Paraguayan President Fernando Lugo has sperminated at least three women. Probably just by looking at them. 

So that’s our list. Are there any other dads recently in the news whom you would have added?