Seriously Now, What’s This About Alex Rodriguez And Kate Hudson?

Back in January, rumors swirled that Alex Rodriguez was playing catcher for Kate Hudson. This made sense, because both are highly annoying and will date just about anyone. But rumors of their unholy coupling seemed to disappear almost immediately. Until today. 

Hudson, who is currently on a mission to singlehandedly ruin Nine, was spotted cheering Alex’s withered testes on during a Yankees game. Later, the two engaged in some hardcore canoodling at Mustang Grill (A theme? Kate Hudson’s ex, Owen Wilson, is nicknamed the “Butterscotch Stallion.”), where, according to witnesses, an employee “was asking patrons not to go in the back room around 1 a.m. because A-Rod and Kate Hudson were back there making out.”

Neither Hudson nor Rodriguez’s people commented on the couple’s pairing, quite possibly because it is equally embarrassing for both parties involved. Still, we wonder… What do these see in one another? We have a few guesses:

• If you squint hard around and are on acid, Kate Hudson sort of looks like a less pickled version of Madonna.
• Alex Rodriguez was growing tired of being bench-pressed by the women in his life.
• Kate Hudson was tired of dating guys with an embarrassing lack of bitch tits. 
• Kinky sex is nice, but being habitually tied to a cross wearing an Ingrid Casares mask while being whipped with a riding crop by a wiry bottle blonde with a plastic hip gets old after a while. 
• Kate and Alex were on some good. shit. that night.

A-ROD BATTERS UP WITH KATE HUDSON [NY Post]