America Olivo’s Top Monokini Picks Differ Slightly From Our Own Beachwear Choices

America Olivo, actress and former member of the all-Latina pop group “Soluna,” stars in the upcoming action movie Bitch Slap, which has been described as ”a post-modern, thinking man’s throwback to the ‘B’ Movie/Exploitation films of the 1950s–70s as well as a loving, sly parody of the same.” That means: Boobs! AND PUNS! And boobs! Maybe Robert Rodriguez has found a possible new Barbarella?

Multi-tasker that she is, she’s also done a photoshoot for the June 2009 issue of Playboy and has even found time to give FOX News a rundown of her favorite monokini trends for summer.

A monokini, for those who don’t know, looks a little something like this:

The perfect piece of swim wear if you’re really into odd tan lines. Anyway, since our hips our wide and our chest is… not, monokinis tend to flop off our tops in a way that is most uncomfortable and unsightly. So, with all due respect to America, here are three of our picks for this summer:

The Mono Kini

This is the perfect suit to wear when catching mono. Or worse. 

The Glowing Furkini

Also popularly known as the “merkini.”

A Bathing Suit You Cannot Bathe In

We like iPod bikinis because it gets so tiresome just, like. Lying there with the thing next you, all annoying-like. Ugh. Hate that.

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The 2009 Monokini Craze [FOX News]