America Olivo Playboy Photos Bitch Slap The Internet

America Oliva and her 6-page nude pictorial in Playboy are the latest chapter in the American dream brought to you by the knowing gaze, (and we do mean “know” in the biblical sense), of celebrity photographer/perv Terry Richardson. Besides being a stunning beauty, America has four movies coming out in 2009 including the highly anticipated Transformers 2 and the provocatively titled Bitch Slap . And let us tell you, people, we are provoked. We hear tell that Bitch Slap is a B-movie exploitation homage that features our America in many lesbionic action sequences. Emphasis on the bionic because there are apparently trapeze arts involved. Uhhhhghh. We’re going to spurt. 

Click On America To See Her Playboy Photos. Go Ahead, Make Her Day.

Here’s America Olivo in the Bitch Slap Trailer, for your edification.

But that’s not all! Here’s a video of America performing her new single, “I Dont Need Talent, I’ve Got Size C’s.” We mean, “Deja Vu.” You know, there is something very familiar about all of this, no?