America’s Next Top Model Goes To Sao Paulo, Can’t Find The Beach

America’s Next Top Model had to blur out the bikini shots of their models this week because they were in Brazil and the swimwear there is a piece of buttfloss and some scotch tape. Made In Brazil made this nice screen capture.

But this week’s episode was nothing compared to last week’s which was full of every single Brazilian cliche known to man. And us, because we love a good Brazilian cliche. Especially, “the favela,” which according to Tyra is, “kinda like the hood, a little bit.” No, dear. It’s A LOT like the hood, except that it makes the hood look like nursery school. It’s the hood on steroids, with an angry case of hemorrhoids that’s making it really fucking cranky. Also, one of the models in Sao Paolo wanted to know where the beach is. We love these women.