Products Inspired By Blago Shampoo: It’s Bleep’n Golden

A new volumizing conditioner and shampoo named for  disgraced former governor Rod Blagojevich is garnering buzz… despite only selling around 100 bottles so far. Blago It’s Bleep’n Golden shampoo and conditioner were inspired by Blagojevich’s lustrous head-merkin.

Dennis Fath, the man responsible for Blago, explains his creative process:

I woke up in the middle of the night with the idea. He does have a nice head of hair, and [I thought] it would be funny to have something named after him because of his hair.

Dreamy.

But, say! What other celebrity attributes could be used to sell products?

Paraguayan President Fernando Lugo has been in the news lately for his skill at making bebehs, so, let’s see what he could be cooking up…
 

• Lugo© Baby Batter

Forget Saralee or Duncan Hines! Trust Lugo© for all your baking needs. Made with natural, wholesome ingredients like sausage, mayonnaise and a little white lye, Lugo© brand baby batter will make sure to put a fresh-basked bun in every oven. “Lugo: Where He Goes, You’ll Know. Because Of All The Babies.”

Gael Garcia Bernal mentioned in an interview with Paper magazine that, to him, ther is no such thing as “designer” or “not designer” when he’s wearing designer boots. Sounds like a nifty idea for a business…

• Boots by Gael™

Do you love designer fashions, but find yourself put off by the idea of owning the fact that you’re a rich celebrity with expensive taste in footwear? Then try Boots by Gael™ - our boots look like designer shoes, but are made from recycled newspapers, old gum and tampon strings. They are assembled by two-headed orphan kittens with cleft palates, so you can feel confident knowing that your shoes will make you feel really good when you’re asked to discuss them during an interview.  Boots by Gael™ come in “Guilted Bronze” and “Faux Crocodile Tears.”

We haven’t heard much from astrologer Walter Mercado lately. Wonder what his fine ass is up to…

• Asstrology, by Walter®

Lift and separate your glutes with patented Asstrology by Walter® technology. Our system ensure that your ass will be out of this world. Focusing on your aura? Leave that for tomorra! No butts about it, our astronomical, astounding advances in interior clothing will make sure you leave all your worries behind. Buy now and receive a free three month supply of AssFace by Walter® a new cream scientologically proven to tighten both your bottom and your face.

Blago Volumizing Shampoo and Conditioner: ‘It’s Bleep’n Golden’ [Chicago Tribune]