Cristina Talks To TVnotas Editors About Padre Alberto Cutié’s Public Display Of Nalgadas

On the glamorous and informative El Show de Cristina, Cristina sat down with the editors of TVnotas, the publication that first brought us the now infamous images of Padre Albert Cutié feeling up Ruhama Canellis on a Florida beach.

The editors tell Cristina that they spoke with Padre Cutié before publishing the photos, despite her saying Cutié had previously claimed he knew about the photos for the first time upon seeing the magazine, and that he was interested in knowing how much the photo showed and whether they were explicit or damaging in any way. Well, the editors informed him, he was sticking his hand into a woman on a public beach so, yeah.

Maybe easy on the PDA next time:

The editors claim they held on to the incriminating pictures, some of which also show Alberto and Ruhama on a romantic night out, for a whole month. Taking a look at the images - as well as video footage of Alberto smacking Ruhama on the ass while on the beach - we’re going to go ahead and bet that there two break up as soon as Alberto steps down from the priesthood and chucks aside the collar he’s still wearing everywhere. Two years together and they’re still making out like high schoolers and sliding into third base in public? It’s totally the thrill of doing something taboo. Trust: Once Alberto becomes a layperson, he’ll become totally vanilla and spend his Friday nights working out crossword puzzles in a Slanket and watching TV Land.

Click Below for More Pictures of Father Cutié and Ruhama Getting Gross