News Anchors Are Delighted, Pissed That Ruhama Canellis Met With Paparazzo Lorenzo Gonzalez

The hosts of La Tijera feel terribly betrayed by Padre Alberto Cutié, especially after viewing pictures of his lover Ruhama Canellis out and about with paparazzo Lorenzo Gonzalez. Are Cutié, Canellis and Gonzalez all plotting together in an effort to garner publicity? Was this a calculated career move gone wrong? Let’s put on our tightest wrap dress, hoist our heaving breasts to our chin, and attempt to figure this all out.

La Tijera took a look at the mounting evidence that Cutié and Canellis may have had more to do with the photo leak than initially met the eye, and invited Miami-based paparazzo Raul Bosque to chime in on how he basically thinks this whole thing was a set-up:

Wait. Were you guys discussing something? Because we were totally too distracted by the fact that all the women among you are dressed to go to Crobar:

Seriously?

Anyway. Shit is not looking good for Padre Cutié right now. We especially enjoy how La Tijera’s 5,000 anchors seemed personally slighted by Gonzalez’s crocodile tears during his appearance on El Show de Cristina. If this was a pre-conceived, calculated attempt on the part of Cutié, Canellis, or both to either get their names in papers or to alter Cutié’s image in order to further his media career, we’re not sure it’s working. The incredibly uncanny coincidence that both people involved in this scandal should happen know the very photographer responsible for leaking these photos is working to make all their possible plans blow up in their faces because, now, everyone involved pretty much looks like a famewhoring liar.

Here’s a look at the actual photos of Ruhama and Lorenzo together:

Funny how Gonzalez didn’t mention Cutié having called him when he was interviewed by TVnotas. In fact, he specifically said he hasn’t been in contact with him about the photos. So… Huh.