Flex Loves His Fat Wife
27 May 2009, 12:00 PM. By Alex Alvarez
Rapper Flex has taken everyone by surprise, apparently, by 1) being married, 2) to a fat person. TVyNovelas describes Osiris Vega, Flex’s childhood sweetheart and wife, as having a pretty face but “not the typical model body” that’s standard issue for the wives and girlfriends of famous men, apparently. We guess you need a lot of woman to carry a name like Osiris.
When asked if he has a serious side, the singer says yes, he does, because he is flex-ible. Groan. Osiris, run away. Take your glamorous pearlescent eye shadow and run.
Flex says he’s faithful to his wife, who stays in Panama while he travels for work, and that she is sexy - especially her ass. If her ass is so sexy, why don’t you do the requisite paperwork to bring her with her while you’re off flexing in front of fans? You’re not fooling us, Flex.
We’re also not sure why it’s so surprising that Flex should be married to a fat woman. Many ladies are something other than skinny, and a good many of those happen to be sexy. It’s all in the eyeshadow, peeps. All in the eyeshadow.
Mi Esposa Es Super Sexy [TVyNovelas, print]
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some guys just like the big hienas.
I wanna a pix link… you can’t just throw out the gordita-card & not back it up.
Hey, love comes in all sizes, shapes, colors.etc.,give a guy a break! Then again, he leaves her alone,because he knows she will eat before she would cheat. So there are some positive things about this relationship.
Skinny guys like their meat tender.