Coño, Que Cute: Fashions For Spring, Courtesy Of GreatGlam

Now that Spring is well under way and summer is fast approaching, it’s time to start thinking about warm weather fashions. And no place is better for discovering cute looks than our new favorite online store, GreatGlam.

We previously wrote a post about the connotations of the word “ghetto,” and mentioned how we love to shop at so-called “ghetto” stores - boutiques that sell affordable clothes made of very little material. We love them. And we love that we discovered an online store that sells the same sort of clothes. This really brings us back to our teenhood in Miami, where “church clothes” meant your skirt hit your knee - even despite the slit up the side that reached one’s hip.

Allow us to take you on a magical, Lycra-filled journey through GreatGlam’s offerings as we hit upon trends for girls who don’t necessarily care what comes down New York and Paris’ runways, but still want to look cute when they go out in Corona, Queens.

Bodysuits:

This style, called, appropriately, “Blue Crush,” is listed under store’s the “Dresses & Skirts” category. Perfect for a girls’ night out in beautiful Downtown Miami. For the more modest among us, this can be paired with jeans and/or worn with a tank underneath. Or double-sided tape.

Skin:

Cleavage? So played out. Think about bits of skin you don’t usually show - like the underboob, kidney and mons. 

Bright colors:

Necklace included. Bargain!

Boobs:

Which trends are you looking forward to this summer?