Jennifer Lopez’s Daughter’s Lumpy Head Inspired Her To Do Charity Work

When Jennifer Lopez’s twins were three weeks old, she discovered a lump on her daughter Emme’s head and, as she puts it, her heart “sunk to her feet.” After a series of tests, it was determined that baby Emme would be just fine. On Mothers’ Day weekend, Jennifer and pet Marc Anthony attended  the “Noche de Niños” gala benefit for Children’s Hospital Los Angeles - a hospital she became involved with helping after wondering what would have happened had she not been able to afford to take her daughter to the hospital and make sure everything was fine, or if something had been wrong and she would have been unable to provide her daughter with proper care.

Jennifer got together with LA’s Children’s Hospital to form  the Maribel Foundation, a cause committed to helping provide medical care to children whose families would otherwise not been able to afford it. 

She’s actually following Point #1 in our comprehensive, three step plan to revamp her diva image. Aw! We knew she was an avid Guanabee reader. Of course, because this is Jennifer Lopez, she used the benefit gala as a platform to debut a new song she wrote for her womb chinchillas. 

At any rate, we love this loving, selfess(ish) side of Jennifer Lopez. But we know we’ll tired of it right quick, so we can’t wait until those nude pictures leak. In fact… Know what? We’ll start taking bets as to how, exactly, Jennifer’s career will turn out. 

• She’s focus on motherhood and charity work for a while, and will eventually come out with a book on motherhood and/or a contemporary adult rock Christmas album with “Noche de Paz” thrown in for requisite spiciness.
• Once that gets tired, her (alleged!) nude photos will be leaked by someone who “hacked into her computer.” Perhaps an assistant, or Jennifer Garner. Jennifer will lie low for a while before reemerging and doing a one-on-one, softly-lit interview with either Diane Sawyer or Barbara Walters (no talk show circuit for La Lopez) in which she reveals what she went through during her time out of the spotlight.
• She will release a truly horrible romantic comedy, probably something involving a wedding / a white man / a coffee shop / internet dating, or some combination thereof.
• She will have another baby. Either she will spent thousands on fertility treatments which she will not discuss, or she will adopt a child from somewhere in Latin America.
• She will “reinvent” herself for a sexy Circus / Retro / Race car themed album. Her videos will feature her in S&M-inspired gear and it will be very “edgy.” By this time, she would have had several noticeable but tasteful adjustments made to her face and body. Everyone will positively yawn with delight at her comeback, and all will be right with the world.

Trust.
 

Jennifer Lopez Reveals Daughter’s Medical Scare [Yahoo]