Making The Cut: Let’s All Talk About Jesus Luz’s Cock
27 May 2009, 2:30 PM. By Alex Alvarez
Gossip scribe Michael Musto gave us this decidedly not Kosher tidbit of information the other day:
A drunk at Pieces bar wouldn’t plug it up the other night, but at least he managed to tell me that he’d heard a TV commentator unleash this gem of an observation: “Leave it to Madonna to find the only Jew who’s a hot Latino with an uncut penis.”
Oh, Silly Drunk Ghey. There are plenty of Jewish people who happen to be Latino. Some of which might even be hot. Although we’re not sure whether any of these managed, to paraphrase one Lindsay Bluth, not have their Doberman’s ears cut. We have to wonder, preferably aloud and at Christmas dinner, why it is that people seem fixated on hot Latinos and their uncut penises. Is this somehow preferable?
We once visited a gay porn store - for a friend - and were immediately surrounded by “Young Hot Brazilian Beef” and “Hot Latin Thugs” with yards and yards of uncut penis. The only time we’ve been surrounded by more wrinkly turtlenecks is while perusing Awkward Family Photos.
So, tell us. Why this obsession? Are Latinos the only once forgoing circumcision?
Madonna’s Uncut Boy Toy [Village Voice]
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The guys born outside of USA that I’ve been with are uncut. The boys born in USA I’ve been with are cut. I dated a Frenchie, fresh off the boat, and he’s uncut too.
Either way doesn’t matter to me.
Leave my uncut penis alone! Circumcision seems to be mostly prevalent in the middle-east and here in America. I know Muslim men have to be uncircumcised, some at 13 - OUCH! And of course Jews too.
Most Americans (typical) think that circumcision is the norm and that everybody is uncircumcised and that if you are not then you are a dirty freak from a third world country. Well you know what, they can suck it!
Circumcision is cruel and it should be a choice and not something forced upon us. I love my foreskin and I’ll be damned if some gringo is going to tell me to chop it off.
Ewww. Uncut is gross to me, no matter how hot he is.
I thought I tasted a bit of Madonna’s DNA under Jesus’ foreskin when I was blowing him the other day………….
cut or uncut.. as long as it’s clean its good.
visted a gay porn store “for a FRIEND” ehhhhh??
ah, the liquid that collects under the foreskin is known as smegma; i read that there is a qballah ritual involving smegma likin and stufff.
As long as you clean it and wash it doesn’t matter.
People make it seem that uncut guys are pigs who don’t wash or something. Do you know how many pleasure nerves are on your foreskin and how good it feels when your girl plays with it? Sucking and pulling on it? … Cut guys don’t get any of that pleasure.
Ewww I won’t put my mouth on it if’s all cuerudo. Ok sorry - TMI.