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Gossip scribe Michael Musto gave us this decidedly not Kosher tidbit of information the other day:
Making The Cut: Let's All Talk About Jesus Luz's Cock
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Gossip scribe Michael Musto gave us this decidedly not Kosher tidbit of information the other day:
A drunk at Pieces bar wouldn't plug it up the other night, but at least he managed to tell me that he'd heard a TV commentator unleash this gem of an observation: "Leave it to Madonna to find the only Jew who's a hot Latino with an uncut penis."Oh, Silly Drunk Ghey. There are plenty of Jewish people who happen to be Latino. Some of which might even be hot. Although we're not sure whether any of these managed, to paraphrase one Lindsay Bluth, not have their Doberman's ears cut. We have to wonder, preferably aloud and at Christmas dinner, why it is that people seem fixated on hot Latinos and their uncut penises. Is this somehow preferable? We once visited a gay porn store - for a friend - and were immediately surrounded by "Young Hot Brazilian Beef" and "Hot Latin Thugs" with yards and yards of uncut penis. The only time we've been surrounded by more wrinkly turtlenecks is while perusing Awkward Family Photos. So, tell us. Why this obsession? Are Latinos the only once forgoing circumcision?
Madonna's Uncut Boy Toy [Village Voice]
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- CHISPAS
- AY DIOS MIO
- QUE CUTE
- NERDO
- NACO
- CURSI
- QUE COOL
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The guys born outside of USA that I've been with are uncut. The boys born in USA I've been with are cut. I dated a Frenchie, fresh off the boat, and he's uncut too. Either way doesn't matter to me.
ReplyLeave my uncut penis alone! Circumcision seems to be mostly prevalent in the middle-east and here in America. I know Muslim men have to be uncircumcised, some at 13 - OUCH! And of course Jews too. Most Americans (typical) think that circumcision is the norm and that everybody is uncircumcised and that if you are not then you are a dirty freak from a third world country. Well you know what, they can suck it! Circumcision is cruel and it should be a choice and not something forced upon us. I love my foreskin and I'll be damned if some gringo is going to tell me to chop it off.
ReplyEwww. Uncut is gross to me, no matter how hot he is.
ReplyI thought I tasted a bit of Madonna's DNA under Jesus' foreskin when I was blowing him the other day.............
Replycut or uncut.. as long as it's clean its good.
Replyvisted a gay porn store "for a FRIEND" ehhhhh??
Replyah, the liquid that collects under the foreskin is known as smegma; i read that there is a qballah ritual involving smegma likin and stufff.
ReplyAs long as you clean it and wash it doesn't matter. People make it seem that uncut guys are pigs who don't wash or something. Do you know how many pleasure nerves are on your foreskin and how good it feels when your girl plays with it? Sucking and pulling on it? ... Cut guys don't get any of that pleasure.
ReplyEwww I won't put my mouth on it if's all cuerudo. Ok sorry - TMI.
ReplyThe only countries that routinely circumcise babies are the US and Israel. Older boys get cut in the Muslim world, the Philippines, South Korea, tribal Africa and parts of Polynesian and Melanesia. The rest of the English world tried it, found it did no good, and has almost given it up. It's hard to find a doctor who will do it without pressing medical need in New Zealand, Australia or the UK, and their medical associations recommend against it. They are giving more and more weight to ethics and human rights.The US is behind the play on this one, but even there it's nearly down to 50% and it won't be long before it's cut guys who'll be in the minority. (When your kid comes home and asks why the other guys are different, which would you rather have to explain to him?)
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