Is Jesus Luz Buying Madonna A Terribly Tacky Wedding Ring?

Jesus Luz was spotted jewelry shopping in Ipanema yesterday. Could Madonna's young, bewildered-looking replacement for A-Rod (you know, now that we think about it, the two do look somewhat similar... Jesus Luz merely being younger, slimmer and less prone to bitch tittery.) be wedding ring shopping for his sort-of fiancée? ...Probably not.  It looks like Jesus is spending his weekly allowance on buying a necklace and earring set. However, the fact that the saleswoman is pointing to her ring in a rather frightening manner could be taken as a sign that she is either giving young Jesus ring advice, or trying to talk some sense into him. Once you give her a ring, J, she will suck the life force out of you and then publicly call you a gold-digging whorechild.  Interestingly (for... someone, we guess), two days before Jesus dropped by the jewelry shop, he was seen being embraced by former Brazilian model and actress Luiza Brunet. He seemed unsure of how to pose around a woman who did not have his genitals in a vice. 

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