Paparazzo Lorenzo Gonzalez Is A Rockstar

Lorenzo Gonzalez, the long-haired paparazzo who shot the photos of Padre Alberto Cutié and Ruhama Canellis in Miami, is becoming increasingly famous in his own right. And he’s gotten a Willie Nelsonesque makeover to celebrate.

Lorenzo told El Gordo y La Flaca that he never wanted to sell the photos in the first place (he previously told TVnotas that not selling them had never occurred to him, because he had a job to do and blah, blah, blah) and that his wife was very upset with his decision because she is a staunch Catholic and adores Padre Cutié. He’s also working on a movie about the scandal. Which is totally in keeping with not wanting any part in it, you know? It’s also funny how an “existential crisis” always manifests itself in much the same way as a mid-like crisis, no?

Check out Lorenzo and his hair: