Megan Fox: Honorary Chonga?

7 May 2009, 6:00 PM. By Alex Alvarez

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megan_foxTMZ scrounged up some photos from actress and sexyperson Megan Fox’s freshman and sophomore years of high school at Morningside Academy Upper School in Florida. She looks pretty much exactly the same as she does now, with one notable difference: Look. At. That. Hair.

Is it just us, or does Megan Fox have a dark past as a chonga? Let’s investigate. 

  • Slicked back, greased up hair in a bun that defies logic and laws of gravity? Check.

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  • Acrylics? Look closely at the image. They’re there.

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  • Thin, extremely arched brows? Check.

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She’s not wearing giant hoop earrings, but we’re sure they’re tucked into her back pocket and, immediately after taking this photo, La Megan slathered on some Vaseline and took out a real-ass gun. 

Oh Megan. Welcome.

Click Below for More Pictures of La Megan in El Ehigh Skoo

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  1. Fredo
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  2. Just one question: who in H-E-double hockey sticks is Megan Fox?

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