Padre Alberto Even Hotter In English

Padre Alberto Cutié made his first English-language television appearance since getting caught with his hand down the pants of a lady friend on a Miami beach last week. On CBS’ The Early Show this morning, he said all the same shit he said last week, but with a Spanish accent. Which made it twice as sinful.

“If you knew it was wrong,” Maggie Rodriguez, asked him, “why did you do it?” “Hindsight is 20/20,” he answered. Jesus, Father Albert. Stop thinking about her hiney.