Padre Alberto Photos With Another Woman Could End All This Father Cutié Love

In a new interview with TV Notas, Padre Alberto Cutié says he wants to marry his lady love in the Anglican Church. Which, as British comedian Eddie Izzard famously quipped, is more of a hobby than a religion. “I’m already discussing it with a bishop from that church,” says Padre Alberto, “but I haven’t discussed it with my bishop yet.” Something else he might want to discuss are the rumors we’re reading on El Brasero, saying that TV Notas has another exclusive photo essay in the works featuring pictures of Padre Alberto with ANOTHER WOMAN. Not Ruhama Canellis or whoever it is he was feeling up on the beach in Miami in the original photos they published last week. If these rumors turn out to be true, this will be the telenovela to end 2009. We can just start 2010 in June.

Speaking of Ruhama Canellis, TV Notas also says, on their cover, that she is a masseuse with a “warrant for her arrest.” What other news outlets have reported is that she was once fined for an improper business license. Since TV Notas doesn’t make mention of the alleged warrant in their article, it’s hard to know what they’re referencing. Which is kind of irresponsible if you axe us. We do know that Ruhama has two kids, one of which is only five, and was born well after her divorce from her husband David Hope Norton who she divorced in 1996. It hasn’t taken long for speculation to arise about whether Padre Alberto could be his daddy. Cue telenovela theme song.

“Padre Alberto nos confesó” [TV Notas Print Edition]