Stepford Baby Del Día: Gisele & Tom’s Alleged Unborn Child

Rumor has it Tom Brady gave wife Gisele Bündchen a bun in the oven and that makes it Guanabee’s Stepford Baby Del Día. Even if the rumors aren’t true, it’s only a matter of time before these two perfect, automatons procreate. And with a Brazilian supermodel mom and an all-American, Superbowl MVP-winning dad,  we already want to kick this baby’s ass. We’re so jealous of this fucking unborn entity, that if we could abort it by pushing control alt delete, we totally would have already. And, damn, that makes this baby kind of bad ass in our book. As Fitty says, “If the niggas hate, let ‘em hate and watch the money pile up.” That’s us, the niggas, unborn Stepford Baby. And you would be the one watching your dough pile up. Fuck you. Can we be friends?