The Chiches Christ Del Dia Is Mariah Carey!

Mariah Carey walked through LAX bra-less and highbeaming it recently, earning her the title of Guanabee’s Chiches Christ del Día. Mariah has often been known for her fashion forwardness. And by forward we don’t mean thinking. The only thing more sexual than Mariah Carey is sex. Which would be enough, but she’s also fucking nutballs, too. Remember when she went crazy and stripped on TRL in front of Carson Daly? It was like her sluttiness and her nuttiness were having a battle right there on live TV and we were all the lucky recipients.

Never change, Mariah. You are the greatest.