Bill Clinton Was Probably Not Given A Lap Dance By Argentine Big Brother Star Andrea Rincón, Say Bill Clinton’s People

While visiting Argentine to raise money for his Clinton Global Initiative, former president Bill President took the initiative to grab some globes of his own. High five! According to Argentine tabloids, anyway. After attending a lunch, raising money and schmoozing with the Kirchners, Clinton reportedly had a bromantic night out, visiting the Crocodilo cabaret club. 

There, he is said to have met up with former Big Brother star Andrea Rincón, who promptly introduced his lap to her ass. Rincón says she did dance in the presence of Bill Clinton and was paid for her efforts, but that no inappropriate physical contact occurred. She admits she was paid for her dancing, but not by Clinton.

Clinton’s people say her story is false and that Clinton kept busy at his hotel by playing cards. 

Andrea seems like a nice girl who describes herself as “fun” and “crazy” and who would not seem out of place in a late night sex hotline ad. Seriously:

Did she say she likes men who make her cry? Because we think she and Hillary might need to have un shat. (Could you not decipher our accent? We meant “chat.”)

Ex ‘Gran Hermano’ deliró a Bill Clinton [starMedia]