Cristiano Ronaldo Is Bedding Luana Belletti--Little Sister Of His Rival. Dum-dum-dum-dum!

Sports, right? But Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo is the ambassador to all that with his eternal shirtlessness and his crucifixes that make us feel unholy. Sigh. Oh, yeah, and he's boning his rival's sister. Yes, Luana Belletti, the little sister of Juliano Belleti who plays for rival soccer team Chelsea, has been spotted all over Rome canoodling with Ronaldo in various kinds of canoodles, with many delicious Roman sauces, we're sure. And the entire sports world is in a tizzy like a bunch of damn women. We mean, seriously, why don't you just go turn on Eastenders because this telenovela already has us bored. So who is this Waggot making out with our metrosexual boyfriend? Luana Belletti is 24 and Brazilian of Italian descent. So, like, a bitch. She's blonde and, as you can see from the picture below, she can get paid money for sticking her ass in the air. God, we bet their dinner conversation is riveting.

Click on Luana's money maker to see a gallery of canoodles shared between her and Ronaldo.