Elvis Crespo Promised To Pose Naked If Chosen As One Of People En Español’s Más Bellos And They Chose Him Anyway

Fine, you know, we’ll just say it: People en Español hates us. They really, really must. Today, the magazine’s editor Armando Correa told Escandalo TV that Elvis Crespo would be featured on their next list of “Los 50 Más Bellos.”

So what? So what? This is WHAT: In a recent interview with People en Español itself, Elvis gleefully and maliciously promised to pose naked were he selected to be included on the list. Aaaaaaiiiieeeee. The interview was, of course, about Elvis’ decision to join the mile high club solo on a nightmare flight from Houston to Miami.

Said Elvis, eyes rolling back in his head:

I want to thank, deeply, People en Espanol’s loyal readers for their support. I hope to God that I can turn up among the 50 Most Beautiful next year. And, tell you what, let’s do this: If you include me as one of the 50 Most Beautiful, I’ll get naked. Ok? [laughs] …It’s a joke.

Joke or no joke, the image is there. The damage is done.

I hate you, People en Español. Oh how I hate you. (P.S. Include me on the list!)